John's definitions

alabama

Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.

War Damn Eagle!!

by John April 6, 2004

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

rock

(verb): coming from the game "rock, paper, scissors," a way of determining who receives priority, who is right, etc; who "wins".

similar: nosegame

you: "who has to go get beer?"
me: "rock for it"

by john August 17, 2004

white stripe

Teacher who screws other teacher's students.

Mrs. Hanson was banging Will Cumerly after school every day.

by John February 1, 2004

Corvette

The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!

Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?

Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!

by John August 18, 2004

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

.300 win mag

The .300 winchester magnum can bust a hole in gangstas around the nation. Commonly used to hunt large game, this .30 caliber casing delivers ass kickin power, added with accuracy makes for a great pig killa.

"I'm gonna bust up some pigs from that roof up there with my .300 win mag byotch!"

by john May 13, 2005