John's definitions
Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.
by John April 6, 2004
Get the alabamamug. by john May 6, 2005
Get the world of pageantrymug. (verb): coming from the game "rock, paper, scissors," a way of determining who receives priority, who is right, etc; who "wins".
similar: nosegame
similar: nosegame
by john August 17, 2004
Get the rockmug. by John February 1, 2004
Get the white stripemug. The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!
Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?
Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!
Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!
by John August 18, 2004
Get the Corvettemug. The .300 winchester magnum can bust a hole in gangstas around the nation. Commonly used to hunt large game, this .30 caliber casing delivers ass kickin power, added with accuracy makes for a great pig killa.
by john May 13, 2005
Get the .300 win magmug. 