John's definitions

bald eagle

a person who has no pubes

Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off

by john May 14, 2003

Craptacular

Overhyped mediocrity

The People's Choice Awards are craptacular.

by John October 28, 2003

snowman

When two men cum in each others mouths and then make out with each other and swap cum.

Vinny the fag did a snowman with Zach last night.

by John June 20, 2006

backwards

n. A state or condition of being extremely muh fuggin pissed off, as when wondering aloud what the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'cause that shit is lookin' smalla than a decimal.

"You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?" - Swift of D12, "My Band"

by John June 24, 2004

fk

F.K. means to french kiss someone

i got to fk that hot chick!

by John December 19, 2004

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

Beastie Boys

1. One of the last good rap bands.
2. Gay males who casually engage in sexual acts with animals.

1. The Beastie Boys song "Sabatoge" kicks ass.
2. Those damn beastie boys keep sucking dog cocks.

by john July 8, 2003