Definitions by John

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) 

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) by john March 4, 2004

Spinal Tap Poopie 

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

Spinal Tap Poopie by john March 4, 2004

The Surprise Poopie 

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

The Surprise Poopie by john March 4, 2004

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

The Dangling Poopie by john March 4, 2004

DWAI 

Don't worry about it.
Abbreviations used by many AOL users, made popular by a colored georgian boy who loves his keyboard and making up with elite h4x0r sl4ng with deaf people who also apparently can hear stuff on the internet.

jobob:wtf you looking at it
africa: dwai

DWAI by john March 3, 2004

plunk 

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

plunk by John March 2, 2004

Shop-Rite 

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

Shop-Rite by John March 2, 2004