John's definitions

BUSH

The Texan biggest shame

What?! You can't control your teen daughter??... It's a Bush...

by John November 20, 2003

nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 3, 2004

smacktard

smacktard -

The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.

This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.

if someone blocks you, you might say :

"bah, smacktard"


or how about this situation

* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%

by john July 9, 2004

shame

is a phrase used when someone makes a fool out of themself

someone falls over....SHAME

by JOHN October 17, 2004

Waqas

The 2nd leader of the KnightRyders

Daaaamn Waqas has a pimped out maybach

by John April 2, 2004

recokulous

when something is way to rediculous that it just doesnt fit it has to be recokulous.

that story you just told was just to recokulous

by John May 6, 2004

Life

a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone

Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you

by John September 3, 2003