me's definitions

speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me May 13, 2005

Jeby Eyes

When you get to that state of inebriation that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus on the person or object.

Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Me May 13, 2005

poo + poo

a good 2 seater soprts car that is ruined cause they thought it was a good idea to put 4 seats in it...it wasnt.

yo dude, check out my poo + poo that can't beat yoouuuu !

by me January 9, 2005

mullette

a term denoting the mullet(female)

"That guy in the Camaro has a mullet,"
"yah but look at his wife's mullette!"

by me May 16, 2003

J.A.P.

acronym for Jewish American Princess

There were a lot of people in my college from Long Island. All the girls were JAP's

by me November 6, 2003

mtv

music television, yet they never play music

music televison....all i hear on it is rap, thats not music

by me August 17, 2004

Siloo stunner

A type of wrestling move which is similar to the stone cold stunnder.

Fig 1- Give a thumbs up to opponent
Fig 2- Kick your openent where the sun dnt shine with the outside of your foot
Fig 3-Lightly pat oponent on top of heed

Doh

by Me September 9, 2003