i love kiss

brandon: i love kiss
me: so do i!!!
brandon: i love YOU
me: i love YOU TOO!!!!!
by ME June 24, 2004
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half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.
"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.
by Me May 13, 2005
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tard cart

Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.
Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"
by Me March 25, 2003
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Jovember

The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.
January, February, Jovember, March, April... etc... etc...
by Me September 12, 2003
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Bagel Bag

a bag used for sacking jewish individuals when they are being particularly bagel-ish.
My friend and I bagged 13 bagels today.
by Me January 03, 2004
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manu chao

Singer, songwriter, globetrotter, musican who makes really great pot smoking/getting high music, especially his song "Me Gustas Tu." His music is multicultural, its a mix of English, French and Spanish and other launguages.
We listened to Manu Chao while passing the bong.
by me May 13, 2005
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faqhah

Arabic word for Ass, often used in the gulf
stop talking ya faqhah
by me January 26, 2005
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