I got some easy money by selling my depression on eBay. Now I'll try selling air breathed out by Ashlee Simpson.
by anonymous May 09, 2005

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?
He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
Oh gosh! How did you know?
He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004

getting gangraped on the internet. an internet punching bag. also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums
by anonymous March 16, 2005

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by anonymous April 22, 2005

A subforum of pbnation.com. It is sometimes called "the playground" by elder members.
also known as:
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also known as:
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by anonymous May 13, 2004
