Definitions by anonymous

hummer 

1. noun - A military transport vehicle. 2. noun - The act of fellatio wherein the fellater hums during the operation. 3. noun - FuckTARD!

Sucker!

hummer by Anonymous April 13, 2003

happiestest

the most possible happy a person can be

happiestest by Anonymous April 13, 2003

2.2 

a number refering to speed (usually in seconds); relating to a small amount.

"i'll be back in 2.2"
"gramps over here is driving like 2.2 miles an hour!"
"he's only been with 2.2 people"

2.2 by Anonymous April 13, 2003

gut the fish 

v. urination by a female. usually refered to after long night of drinking after having already broken the seal. (male version: drain the weasle)

"dude, i gotta go gut the fish/ drain the weasle. i'll be back."

gut the fish by Anonymous April 13, 2003

shling shlong 

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

shling shlong by Anonymous April 13, 2003

bloody vagina farts 

self explanatory- also called BVF.

if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.

bloody vagina farts by Anonymous April 13, 2003

throttle dog 

(1) bowel muscle, or muscle that alows one to shit. (2) muscle that women must relax to enable anal sex.

example:
Mitch- "i fucked her in the ass, and then she had to jump in the bath tub because she started bleading"
Wess- "why was she bleeding?"
Mitch- "i knocked her throttle dog loose!"

throttle dog by Anonymous April 13, 2003