I went to finger her, but she was already so hot with femen that I just went ahead and fucked her brains out!
by Anonymous December 03, 2002

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Teresa had a nice-sounding voice, but Todd's honar was telling him the bitch weighed a deuce-and-a-half.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003

by anonymous December 02, 2004

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

The one and only contr0l can not be defined... he defines himself. Spit game like flem, lay pipe like an Arabian Oil Sheke, Packin more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch, Deep in the game... take the dilznic to your females frame... Bringing the pain... leave her with scambled eggs for brains.
"Oh Daddy, I know you wanted me to go to college and do something with my life, but after contr0l unleashed the man beast on me I can't think of nothin but dilznic e'ry day... dilznic e'ry night he dislocated my spinal column but the pleasure made it alright'
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
