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Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.
eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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tosser by Anonymous March 18, 2003

arsebandit 

A male homosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.
Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
arsebandit by Anonymous March 18, 2003
someone who is polite, never pushy, yet knows where their towel is
hey! that Mike? he's a deronok if ever there was
Deronok by Anonymous March 18, 2003

fucktard 

An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.
Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
fucktard by Anonymous March 18, 2003
one million dollars
my house cost a couple mill
mill by Anonymous March 18, 2003
short for copy. get something that looks cool
im gone hafta cop dem air force ones
cop by Anonymous March 18, 2003