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self defense 

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.
Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
self defense by L August 14, 2007
The word that appears as a tag of just about every other definition at Urban Dictionary.
Search for another word and look at the green tags next to it. "gay" will probably be there.
gay by L August 9, 2007
This is what people frequently accuse each other of on the internet to make themselves look dominant, manly, or grown up, due to the fact that they don't actually feel this way in real life. The tactic frequently backfires, however, when the accuser displays his lack of basic grammar skills or lack of knowledge of the caps lock key.
Forum guy 1: Damn, my favorite team lost. Oh well.

Forum guy 2: OH, WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SNIF... SNIFF... QUIT WHINING YOU FUKING CRIBABEY! BOOHOO!!!!! WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WAAAHHH!!
whining by L August 9, 2007

The Philadelphia Eagels

The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.
The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
The Philadelphia Eagels by L August 9, 2007
Students Against Destructive Decisions

Quite ironically, this student organization is often occupied by students who make the most destructive decisions in the school and just need an extracurricular activity to get into college.
SADD Member: Don't drink and drive (unless you're in SADD, then you have the go-ahead).
sadd by L July 19, 2007

4th of july 

Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the 4th of July
4th of july by L September 13, 2005

'A' Hole 

just like ass-hole, only when said this way it is far more fashionable and will most likely make you feel kool (lmao i actuali use this work try it out)
'A' Hole by L May 13, 2005