God's definitions

jobby jobby

a particularly long jobby

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby

by god April 12, 2003

Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

by God April 3, 2003

bitch nuts

An object or a exclmation reffering to something as vicious as a bitch and as fun to play with as nuts.

This weed is the bitch nuts

by God April 3, 2003

doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

by god April 1, 2003

Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

by GOD April 1, 2003

japanese donkey punch

A type of donkey punch performed by a bum ninja. It is an advanced stealth technique and only known by elite ranks

"Alan gave a japanses donkey punch to super nick"

by GOD March 27, 2003

Fool Syndrome

Disorder that makes it impossible to say goodbye until a few seconds after the person has already left.

Jon: I'm leaving now, see you later!

Dave: Later!

*Jon leaves*

Jane: Later!

Dave: Man, girl, you must have that Fool Syndrome!

by God March 24, 2003