jobby jobby

a particularly long jobby

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby

by god April 12, 2003

Mental Stamina

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.

That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.

by God March 20, 2003

kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old

sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"

by god October 13, 2003

silicon valley

south bay where there are a lot of high tech companies

Wow u work in Silicon Valley. U must be one rich programmer

by God October 28, 2003

ripped

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

by GOD September 14, 2003

bridge

1. Noun - One of the most popular card games in the world. Beats Spades, hands-down.

2. Noun - A structure that connects two landmasses. Usually passes over water, and comes in different types, such as suspension, ect.

3. Verb - To jack off.

4. Verb - To make a connection between two ideas.

1. I'd much rather play Bridge than Spades.

2. I think we have to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.

3. Ha! You got caught bridging by your mom!

4. Matt's idea bridged together the two related theories.

by God July 10, 2004

gobbly

to sound like a turkey

that was gobbly

by God February 12, 2003