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kewstoke 

small village near Bristol with a fifth generation gene pool of 2
kewstoke by me February 22, 2004

wapanese 

Wapanese
adj.

Of or relating to any people of Anglo-Saxon decent who, by self-declaration, are pure Japanese.

Wapanese
n.

1. Any person who declares him or herself Japanese without any relation to Japan or the continent of Asia.
2. An individual of Anglo-Saxon decent who declares him or herself pure Japanese after watching a 10 hour Pokemon marathon.
3. Any individual with an unhealthy obsession with Japanese culture without a reasonable amount of knowledge about Japan.
Billy, the Wapanese, proudly declared himself an otaku after watching twenty-four hours of Evangelion and learning how to write "watashi" in romanji.
wapanese by me February 21, 2004
Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.
"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."
Parrot by Me February 18, 2004

Blackbeard 

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.
"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."
Blackbeard by Me February 18, 2004

Gun Kata 

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
The guns becomes part of the body
Gun Kata by Me February 16, 2004
1. A small blister or pustule.
2. An air bubble.
1. that bleb is disgusting!
2. pop the bleb!
bleb by me February 11, 2004
A fine ass white girl who has either never had sex or has had it a lot.

A girl that you want to go talk to but it way to good for you.

A slutty stripper name.
Uhh uhh uhhhh...that little bunny over their is checking me out. Mmmm...I want some of that!

Look at that bunny over their. Damn, she looks good!

...you see that skanky ass sluty bunny. She needs to clothes her legs of put some material over that crotchless underwear she's wearing!
bunny by Me February 10, 2004