me's definitions

salop

the old name for the county of shropshire!

salop? whats that
its shropshire

by me November 11, 2004

aquafina

vodka

It came from putting vodka in empty aquafina bottles.

I've got some aquafina in my bag.

by me June 15, 2004

shen

a fat chinese kid that rolls to his classes

"holy crap, shen is fat"

by me April 12, 2005

divorce

An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?

by Me November 1, 2003

space cookie

a person who takes an extacy pill and a viagra pill at the same time

Check out that space cookie. His dick is as hard as a rock and he's fucked up!

by me April 27, 2003

boobs

a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do

I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted

by me April 19, 2003

Ethiopia

Was once amung the wealthiest and most powerful countries in ancient times, and is now amung the poorest. Life's a bitch, huh?

Ethiopia has a rich, interesting history, but its desperate beggers scare away most tourists.

by me February 1, 2004