j's definitions

SUV

The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.

Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.

by j May 4, 2004

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005

imac

Someone with high computing needs who doesn't want to be tangled with the everyday problems plaguing the PC industry.

The iMac was voted the year's top computer and your PC looks like crap compared to my beautiful iMac.

by J January 13, 2003

spray and pray

Counter-Strike: You hold down the mouse button and empty the clip, hoping you'll get someone.

OMFG SPRAY n PRAY!

by J December 4, 2002

Spry

Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.

Spry went to the farm

by J April 3, 2003

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

Raisin

Something you eat, helps you crap. Healthy. Smells magically delicious.

I ate a raisin when I was trippin off X, coke, crack, MJ, PCP, ZBZ, THC, and ABC's. My gremlin ate one too.

by J December 19, 2003