j's definitions

sicktastic

To b very good in a sport,game, etc

Dawg u cant c me in b-ball im sicktastic

by J August 15, 2004

head up fade

To fight someone, one on one, with no one else interfering, hand to hand combat.

Yo my boy wanna shoot you a head up fade.

by J January 23, 2004

shit-kicker

Large and/or heavy boots that could possibly be used to beat someone.

John is wearing his shit-kickers today.

by j December 19, 2004

nino

has the best haze in NYC

nino owns new york city with his good shit.

by J January 30, 2005

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003