j's definitions

pizziola

come on guys, every1 knows pizziola, you graba a pizza, mush it up, grab some ravioly, mush it all together, and eat it ! wala PIZZIOLA

kid' oiii man this... he... weeeeeeed.. he eh eheee
j' kid, u look like you need some...

PIZZOOOOLAAAAAAAAAA

pizziola' yes, i am here my son
kid' AAHH ITS A FUCKING BEHEMOTH ! !
j' quick somebody kill it ! !

by J April 1, 2005

fukwit

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)

judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm

by J April 1, 2005

scake

sick, creamy, anonymous, krusty, enenomy...

yer that fungitudinal mossitious shit that grows on ur eyelids, thats the one... yer...

j' scake
kid' yer man... scake
j' am i making shit up again
kid' u make shit up all the time
j' too true hombraro too true

by J April 1, 2005

hombraro

omfg, who doesnt know what a hombraro is !! ! like fuk

hombraro is a homie/bra wearer/bro, not many people can classify for this most awesome of status', but when u do find one, you'll know it

kid' eh hombraro wheres ma pairo, little skanko, flipper tairos.. hombraro
j' ...
kid' uhhh
j' u gotta get out more
kid' chyeah

by J April 1, 2005

passive

someone who is passive has no actions involved in whatever is taking place.
a passive submissive conclusive relentless indecisive effect has no meaning whatsoever, though the subpassive, illpassive and bypassive means have more effect on the other passiveness than that of the passive passiveness previously explained in this article.

j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers
rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval
rt 2' i chu ! u won dat chu !
rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !

j had a passive action in this argument

now j is watching a car crash
j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...
kid' chyeah
j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...
as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace
szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !
j' yer, pothole is gawnnn hombraro
kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?
j' nah man ur just trippin
kid' but... yer ur right
j' of course, im always right...
kid' i thought that was zaffo
j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo
kid' mmph... some random dude ?
dude' ai.. who called
j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet

by J April 3, 2005

Wolfenstien

uhh dude, this game was called Wolfenstein 3D, Return to Castle Wolfenstein was also another pathetic attempt at recreating one of the first and most successful attempts at making a very plain and entertaining game from nothingness.

slaps the blasphemor
j' yo fool, your their lingo aint got the chives n chippies needed to lactate on these streets, go back to tinseltown prairy puff.
dude with weird name' wolfenschneider flaffen stein, eier stumpfe.
j' ill pretend that never happened

by J April 3, 2005

crunck

Beating the shit outta someone that's from Vancover (mainly cause he's asian) used mainly by gangsta's in Winnipeg.

yo get da mofo straight outta van-city n' crunck his asian ass

by j April 3, 2005