j's definitions

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J September 1, 2008

booyah

it is supposed to be the sound of a sawed off shotgun. made popular by the early 90's rap group "booyah tribe" also used by cypress hill in their early albums.

"sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump. booyah, sorry i had to get ya." cypress hill

by j July 29, 2006

UK Hardcore

Happy Hardcore from the UK. The proof that all the best music comes from Britain. Rave music mixed by DJ's such as Hixxy, Dougal, Scott Brown, Brisk, Sharkey, Ham, DJ Rankin, etc.

Are you going to that rave at the weekend? It's the best of UK Hardcore.

by J July 12, 2008

niglube

A grease/sealant used for rebuilding honda brake calipers. What did you think it meant?!

If you don't get enough niglube on that you're never gonna squeeze it in there.

by J August 18, 2006

raggie

A derogatory term used to classify people who are poor or dress poorly. Also can be used to call someone who acts like a low life. The term probably originated from poor people wearing rags.

The term seems to be used solely by New Englanders.

What a freaking raggie!

by J October 15, 2006

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005