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crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind
Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!
by J January 31, 2005
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Rawlings

Guy John smitshon can throw a knucklball like no other...
Johhnny rawlings just threw a knuckle!
by J April 7, 2005
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scumboid

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.
'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.
by J June 23, 2003
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kunoichi

by J October 10, 2003
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self expression

1.) The act of one person screaming at the top of their lungs in a crowd. 2.) The act of a person or group of people doing something odd or gay. 3.) One or more people choosing to behave in a certain form or fashion that does not adhere to socially acceptable codes.
Look at that group using self expression.

This bar is full of drunks and self expression.

Those clothes are full of self expression.
by J September 11, 2003
mugGet the self expressionmug.

Chelsea FC

Similar to the football team you support... but better.

Unless you support Chelsea that is...
Chelsea shit on arsenal, palace and all the other inferior london based football clubs...
by J January 18, 2005
mugGet the Chelsea FCmug.

funkydoodle

like yanky doodle but funkier
wow thats funkydoodle
by J February 4, 2004
mugGet the funkydoodlemug.

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