Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.
I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.
by Tom January 10, 2005
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lizard wrangler

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.
On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.
by Tom March 23, 2005
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farecon

he the head anti white klan they want to bankurbt the gov by pay all decendents of the slaves for thare labore to the tune a cuple mill per slave among other insane propaganda in faver blacks (please note i am not raceist but he taking it a litle to far
farcone and his kronies should meet with kkk and that would take the both of them
by tom November 11, 2003
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sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.
Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.
by Tom January 12, 2005
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back-of-the-box review

A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.
"C|Net's "back-of-the-box" reviewing style"
DAPreview news feature, May 4th 2005
by Tom May 04, 2005
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laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 09, 2005
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cocksuck

N. 1. a highly stupid or annoying person; 2. a homosexual person
You dumb cocksuck!
by TOM October 14, 2003
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