Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

Coming Thwimming?

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.

Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?

by Tom May 02, 2003

muselive

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"

Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.

by Tom March 28, 2005

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 02, 2003

poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

by Tom February 18, 2003

smoked

v. To make a good move, to make some sort of victory.

"I SMOKE YOU!"

"I think I smell ham. Smoked ham."

by tom February 23, 2003

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003