😩 daddy's definitions

Niggle

To cause slight or persistent annoyance. It sounds offensive however and is sometimes used as a euphemism for the real offensive word.

Billy niggled Anna today.

by 😩 daddy June 9, 2023

No Nut November

Don’t eat nuts for a month

I failed No Nut November. I ate nuts on the first day.

by 😩 daddy August 11, 2023

9/11

= 0.818. What did you think this would be?

9/11 is approximately 0.818.

by 😩 daddy June 29, 2024

Niggard

This is a word that means a person who is ungenerous or stingy. However it sounds racist and people get in trouble for saying it.
The adjective version of this word is “Niggardly” which means ungenerous or stingy.

Non-Black Dude to Black Dude: You are such a niggard. You always give me such a small piece of pizza at your parties.
Black Dude: WHAT YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
Non-Black Dude: I said niggard, which means you are not generous
Black Dude: You are so racist. I don’t want us to be friends any more

by 😩 daddy June 9, 2023

...ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© ... ø£øoù†ùšø© ù„ù„ø£ø·ù ø§ù„ ... ù„ùšø ̈ùšø§ Terror

A search term on YouTube. This shows up, often when you type this letter: Ø. Videos titled like this are very strange and inappropriate and often contain gore, porn or are disturbing. The reason these exist is to post inappropriate content to YouTube because the YouTube moderation bots are not able to properly scan titles like this due to the lack of letters.

TRUE STORY (somewhat exaggerated)
Me: Hey search “ ...ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© ... ø£øoù†ùšø© ù„ù„ø£ø·ù ø§ù„ ... ù„ùšø ̈ùšø§ terror”
Friend: OK
Me: What did you find
Friend: SEND ME TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL I AM NOT OK

by 😩 daddy March 17, 2024

Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

LGBT

L - Lettuce
G - Guacamole
B - Bacon
T - Tomato

Friend 1: Hey do you want to get the LGBT?
Friend 2: Sure!

by 😩 daddy May 24, 2023