The greatest country that ever existed, inhabited by Jared Leto himself. Morbistan has a population of 27 morbillion morbs (people from Morbistan) and is famously known for being the filming location of the cult classic sony box office hit "Morbius". It is an extremely popular pilgrimage where billions of humans journey to just to see the place where Dr Michael Morbius said his most iconic line "Its Morbin' time"
"Hey boss, im gonna take 6 months off, you better pay me while im gone"
"Hey! I wont allow you to do that!"
"But im doing my pilgrimage to Morbistan!"
"oh very well then, i apologise profusely"
"Hey! I wont allow you to do that!"
"But im doing my pilgrimage to Morbistan!"
"oh very well then, i apologise profusely"
Get the Morbistanmug. .A diety worshipped in China.
Corli is fire given human form, a tower of power that is too sweet to be sour. A Corli can level any temperament with its tendency to simply not care about something that requires no care.
Many speculate on what form a Corli comes in - Is it a giraffe human and fox hybrid mixed with alien DNA? No one truly knows, all the Corliites know is that size matters, and Corli is a UNIT
Corli is fire given human form, a tower of power that is too sweet to be sour. A Corli can level any temperament with its tendency to simply not care about something that requires no care.
Many speculate on what form a Corli comes in - Is it a giraffe human and fox hybrid mixed with alien DNA? No one truly knows, all the Corliites know is that size matters, and Corli is a UNIT
Get the Corlimug. 
Japanese for: "I am going to use your face to clean the toilet."
Source: Official 90s American Tekken Commercial
Source: Official 90s American Tekken Commercial
Get the Tekkenmug. 
Math is fucking stupid
Get the Mathmug.