Paddlin

Noun- Forerunner drug to Ritalin.
Generic name: Buttwhacken, Sorebottom
Uses: To curve undesirable behaviors in children
Usual Pediatric Dose for Attention Deficit Disorder: Apply 1 - 10 open-handed whacks topically to the buttocks
Frequency: As needed
Side Effects: Inability to sit, temporary screaming followed by crying, visits from CPS
Approvals: Most Sheriffs, Marshals and parents of well adjusted children
Contraindications: Bleeding heart liberals, helicopter parents, or where prohibited by law.
I'm Gen X, we didn't have Ritalin. We had its predecessor, Paddlin. It was applied topically to the buttocks as needed.
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You’re basically weird as fuck , an abbreviation is basically you’re corny
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