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by anonymous January 19, 2014
Get the LOB mug.N. Seemingly insulting phrase that one partner will use to explain the extra weight/slow down caused by second partner. Ironically, the "anchor" sees this as a compliment, as a way of keeping things stable. (USUALLY, the female is the anchor, making said delusion seem normal)
"I would've made that business investment in Vegas, but my life anchor over here wouldn't have been happy about the trips."-husband
"He always does better when he's close to home with me."-wife
"He always does better when he's close to home with me."-wife
by anonymous February 22, 2014
Get the life anchor mug.to wipe clean ass or taint when it gets real sweaty. I need to tacowipe... or I need a tacowipe please baby... or I need something to tacowipe with... or can I be your tacowipe... or tacowipe usually means need to wipe ass its got buttsweat...to wipe clean ass, ass-crack, taint, testicals and penis, and vaginas when they get sweaty...tacowipe also means getting oral sex.
after riding skateboard all afternoon, my ass was full of buttsweat, I need to tacowipe. is there any shittickets here? I need to tacowipe. her junk was all sweaty she needs to tacowipe bad...or after having a frap I need to tacowipe. where is the bathroom? do you have any shittickets? I need to tacowipe...I got buttsweat I need to tacowipe...after having sex they both needed to tacowipe.
by anonymous March 13, 2014
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Get the tiff bannister mug.1. Always wear a leather jacket
2. Have a bitch
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2. Have a bitch
3. Fuck her right in the pussy
4. You will soon be a badass
by anonymous July 23, 2014
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