Дecca's definitions

Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

by Дecca May 11, 2022

Midwest

A place where weather has no rules

The midwest is colder than Moscow today
and hotter then phoenix tomorrow

by Дecca January 29, 2019

antinatalist

An evolutionary dead end.

Antinatalist believe having children is immoral and thus will not have children.

Antinatalist are often depressed and thus believe all lives suffer like they do so its immoral to have a baby.

by Дecca December 18, 2023

Urban Planning

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

by Дecca March 17, 2021

Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

by Дecca December 31, 2020

Daygo

A slang term for the city of San Diego. Mainly used by wannabe gangsters and Chicanos, sometimes used by outsiders which don't know any better. No reasonable San Diegan ever says "Daygo".

"You white PUTO we are in Daygo ese." - A wannabe gangster Chicano, cannot speak either Spanish or English properly.

"Please stop embarrassing our city and nation, please be an actual functioning member of society!" - Any reasonable San Diegan

by Дecca February 21, 2022

White People Music

Music associated with white people, usually that of middle class white Americans.

This includes a variety of genres but most associated with American country, pop and rock.
Metal, classical and folk are also associated with being White people music but with a more international taste as predominately made and listened to by white regions such as Scandinavia.

Some examples of a white person song are Country roads by John Denver or Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond

Pop is happy white people music
Folk is traditional white people music
Metal is angry white people music

by Дecca February 23, 2025