scambivalent

When you don't give a shit if you're being ripped-off. / noun: scambivalence

Scambivalent tourists will buy as a souvenir any junk jewellery they're offered.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 01, 2009

work the womb

colloquialism for pregnancy / wordplay on "work the room"

The Canadian healthcare plan sure is nice if you’re injured, sick, or plan to work the womb.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 30, 2013

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 02, 2014

Januweary

metaphor for 'January' in the northern hemisphere -- referring to the post Xmas season come-down and the dismal weather \ alternative: ‘Januwary’; ‘Januscary’

It’s the same thing every Januweary: last week, bold and merry -- now bleak, cold and scary.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 08, 2012

sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009

TLJ

a reproachful look from a grumpy old-timer / referencing Tommy Lee Jones at 2013 Golden globes

I was minding my own biz, hosing down my patio in the winter rain, wearing shorts, flip-flops and no shirt, when I noticed some oldster across the courtyard giving me a TLJ.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 24, 2013

FB day

short for a Ferris Bueller day -- in reference to the movie, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)

Were you really sick on Friday or just taking an FB day?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2010