Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭'s definitions

Grandfather cock

When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.

iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 23, 2018

Doody

A very drunk Woody that is ready to Gas the children all night long. ;)

Guy1: dude, you were a complete Doody last night!
Guy2: did i Gas the children ?
Guy1: yeah, thanks a lot dude!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

Chromium

1) The worlds worst bloody browser
2) Normie porn

E-tard: I use Chromium for my porn!
literally everyone: GET OUTTA HERE YOU BLOODY NORMIE!!!!! SSSSSCCCCCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

Faggetie

A group of fags in an enclosed area. (basically a Justin Bieber concert)

bruh1: dude, did ya see that Faggetie last night?
bruh2: yeah, that was when Jim searched up Grandfather cock to show his girlfriend what his wiener actually looks like.

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

E-tard

Edward

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

White Girl

A typical Caucasian female that some even have the nerve to depict as a human being. They tend to say words similar to; "like" "umm" "gurl" "sc" "starbucks" "bubble tea" "James" "James Charles" "James Chargles" and other shit. The are always horny for James Charles and can't wait for him to release his sex tape. They typically get boned by big black men, and enter the world of prostitution at age 12.

Girl 1: "Like, umm, this is boring gurls, lets head home and get fucked by some big black faggots."
Girl 2: "Yeah like umm well like yeah my white girl"

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 23, 2019

Cunny funt

A nicer way of saying fucking cunt. Mostly used instead of mad lad or other terms. Highly recommended if you want to make friends.

Shane Dawson: ay nigga, whats your cat up to?
Person #1: nothing much...
Shane Dawson: can i rape it?
Person #1: what a cunny funt

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 25, 2019