Tardcapade

Short for Retarded Escapade . . .
Intention to complete an (a)action(s) FAIL due to someone else's inability to comply / comprehend.

I asked him for the AMEX card, he said he didn't have it, I Tardcapaded for 10 minutes looking for it, all over the house and out in the truck, everywhere. I asked him to help me find it, he stood up and took it out of his pocket, saying " oh I had it , sorry!" Damn Tardcapade

I Tardcapaded around the house like forever looking for the keys, only to eventually find them still in the keyhole, freaking Tardcapade.

They went on a 20 minute Tardcapade trying to look for something HE misplaced...

Going to the store to get two or more of something and they only have 1, or nothig is a Tardcapade.

by |EStarr| December 14, 2009

Twitterrific

Something that you saw and / or found on Twitter that is terrific. Most likely something that you Re-Tweet because it is so extraordinarly great.

Her Tweet was Twitterrific !

He has a Twitterrific profile.

I am going to Tweet about how Twitterrific this place is.

WoW, Twitterrific!

by |EStarr| September 01, 2009

Socialmetrics

A value that is a scaleable representative to someone's overall social media footprint. The more social media websites an individual interacts with, the higher value they contian.

He is conscious about his socialmetrics value.

They use socialmetrics to help increae brand awareness.

by |EStarr| February 26, 2010

Sparkle Tits

The Sparkly effect that girls (and some guys) get when they put glitter creams on their titties.

I love your sparkle tits!

"Hey, check out sparkle tits."

I love with my titties sparke.

by |EStarr| September 08, 2009

Apperatlus

Application that runs any type of Atlus apparatus.

Google Maps is an Apperatlus, it runs on the Android platform.

Many types of apperatluses come standard on all different types of cellphones.

The Apple iPhone utilizes a Google Maps Apperatlus, AT&T charges

by |EStarr| November 30, 2009

JAW

Acronym for Just at Work

I M JAW
She is JAW
He is JAW goofing off

by |EStarr| August 27, 2009

Hopinion

An opinion that you get from a Ho

Thank you for your hopinion

That skank had a really bad hopinion

If I were you, I would not listen to his hopinion

Freaking Ho(s) and their hopinions

Hopinions are just like buttholes, every ho has one and every one stinks.

Ho Ho Hospinions

by |EStarr| September 06, 2009