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jews

A group of men and women of the jewish ethnicity/religion/race(depending on who you ask)

their members own the banks, their members own the media they own the world and all of it in it, they often play the victim card by making up historical "facts..." it is unclear what their end motive is however here are some of their ideas:
-zionism
-pro atheism
-anti catholism
- pro evangelism
-anti islamic
-pro homo
- pro capitalism (it was cheaper and made them more wealthy etc)

the jews have often created ideologies which burned down societies like communism/freedom of speech/ democracy

the jews have only used these as a way to gain more power
the jews are not all evil they just happen to want to rule all of existence
by @mrkulci May 25, 2018
mugGet the jewsmug.

Humpgasm

A humpgasm is a type of male masturbation where a man cums by rubbing his penis on a couch or bed.
I had a humpgasm in my sleep.
by @mrkulci April 2, 2021
mugGet the Humpgasmmug.

Groupies

Groupies are the sluts who try to sleep with celebrities just because they are celebrities.
The rockstar was surrounded by Groupies and decided to fuck all of them.
by @mrkulci December 2, 2020
mugGet the Groupiesmug.

French women don't get fat

French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.
The german girl said french women don't get fat, the german girl was wrong.
by @mrkulci April 2, 2021
mugGet the French women don't get fatmug.

negging

negging is the concept of using backhanded compliments
by @mrkulci February 5, 2019
mugGet the neggingmug.

aristocrat

his joke almost always has these elements—alternative versions may change this form.

Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
You can't tell the aristocrat among pussies
by @mrkulci December 15, 2020
mugGet the aristocratmug.

Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
mugGet the Drive by Blowjobmug.

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