Definitions by :tbear:

Raycar 

a most omnipitant and powerful presence within the universe.

Raycar is a creature of manifestation powers, who is able to teleport instantly to follow his worshippers and believers. A stout creature, of shaggy hair, and owl-like features, resemebling the "ray" and the "car" he is a magical and wonderous muppet.

Raycar can be summoned by uttering his name 3 times infront of a mirror while under the influence of at least one psychotropic agent

Raycar the wonderous creator and mother of the universe scratched his hideous corporeal face and muttered to himself as he wandered down the corridoors of school

Raycar by :tbear: July 21, 2003

Banjodark

all powerful male deity capable of destroying entire cities and polluting society with linkin-park style angst. Enjoys Alyson Hannigan and homosexual pornographic material.
Banjodark is also the keeper of wordTrashbear/word

The Banjodark crushed all with his iron fist before playing jenga with Trashbear

Banjodark by :tbear: March 16, 2003

gord 

the living embodiment of The simpson's "comic book guy"

"I'm a pretentious fucking nerd!"

gord by :tbear: March 16, 2003

Oddjob 

the husband or prison-bitch of wordMary Pele/word. Leeching money off of her in an attempt to not work a minimum wage job for the rest of his life.

God I'm glad I'm not as pathetic as Oddjob

Oddjob by :tbear: March 16, 2003

mother of god 

The virgin mary, who has a habit of appearing on such objects such as tortillas and fence posts and other inanimate objects in mexico.

"holy fuck I just saw the mother of god in my fucking bean dip"

mother of god by :tbear: March 16, 2003

ElProducto

a man known for flaunting his man-sausage to random strangers on the internet for nothing other than attention.

holy shit it's elproducto's cock!

ElProducto by :tbear: March 16, 2003

yellow yell 

homosexual lover of Josh Jones.

"my that yellow yell is having a homosexual affair with josh jones!"

yellow yell by :tbear: March 16, 2003