8 definitions by :tbear:

The virgin mary, who has a habit of appearing on such objects such as tortillas and fence posts and other inanimate objects in mexico.
"holy fuck I just saw the mother of god in my fucking bean dip"
by :tbear: March 16, 2003
the husband or prison-bitch of wordMary Pele/word. Leeching money off of her in an attempt to not work a minimum wage job for the rest of his life.
God I'm glad I'm not as pathetic as Oddjob
by :tbear: March 16, 2003
a most omnipitant and powerful presence within the universe.

Raycar is a creature of manifestation powers, who is able to teleport instantly to follow his worshippers and believers. A stout creature, of shaggy hair, and owl-like features, resemebling the "ray" and the "car" he is a magical and wonderous muppet.

Raycar can be summoned by uttering his name 3 times infront of a mirror while under the influence of at least one psychotropic agent
Raycar the wonderous creator and mother of the universe scratched his hideous corporeal face and muttered to himself as he wandered down the corridoors of school
by :tbear: July 22, 2003
a man known for flaunting his man-sausage to random strangers on the internet for nothing other than attention.

by :tbear: March 16, 2003
all powerful male deity capable of destroying entire cities and polluting society with linkin-park style angst. Enjoys Alyson Hannigan and homosexual pornographic material.
Banjodark is also the keeper of wordTrashbear/word
The Banjodark crushed all with his iron fist before playing jenga with Trashbear
by :tbear: March 16, 2003
"my that yellow yell is having a homosexual affair with josh jones!"
by :tbear: March 16, 2003