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Hemploying

: IN HEMP USE, HEMP PURPOSE
2a: activity in which one is engaging or is currently hemployed
seeking gainful hemployment
b: an instance of such hemp activity
c: the extent or degree to which a hemp labor force is hemployed
Hemployment is high.
3: the act of hemploying : the state of being hemployed
hemployment of a farmer in a local hemp cooperative
We are hemploying only the best intellectual property and genetics and teaming up with the right partners to change the world with non intoxicating cannabis or hemp.
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
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Hempstress

One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.
We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.
by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019
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Hempreneur

(noun: hempreneur; plural noun: hempreneurs)

1. a person who organizes and operates a hemp business or businesses, taking on greater than normal financial risks in order to do so.

2. a promoter in the hemp industry.
Many find themselves interested in becoming hempreneurs now with the cannabis plant based disruptive technology hemp is anticipated to be.
by #mrshempstress October 11, 2019
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Hempster

The husband, husband like person, or domestic life partner of a hempstress. A male hemper who is fully educated on the hemp plant, cannabis sativa l.
The hempster thought to bring hemp, cannabis sativa l., back to the Flower City of Rochester NY to the Rochester public market district, along with his hempstress, upon learning that the 2014 NY farm bill allowed for hemp.
by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019
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Hempathy

1: the action of and understanding regarding hemp issues, problems, etc, and being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another in the cannabiz of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and hemp experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit hemp manner.
Hempreneurs understand that in order to have good relations with the farmer and processors one must know how to have a little hempathy in the cannabiz space. (Hempin' ain't easy.)
by #mrshempstress August 17, 2020
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Hempducator

A person so knowledged on cannabis sativa l., hemp, as to be able to provide a hempducation, a play on education and teach all about this particular subject.
The hempducator at the Rochester public market district was very thorough in her knowledge of cannabis sativa l., hemp, that we felt we had received a full hempducation on the formerly banned plant.
by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019
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Hemployable

One who is capable of being hemployed.
Her knowledge of the hemp plant, cannabis sativa l., was ever growing due to the new release of the long lost superfood thus making her quite hemployable in the cannabiz.
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
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