Ilan mastur

To be a master at doing the Ilan special.

Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.

by May 19, 2022

subilo

She is pretty and kind. She can be a little much at times and is very out going. Sometimes she’ll even criticize you for who you are, but she’s also super kind and pretty, at times she’ll tell the truth but she can also get on your nerves

“Subilo, you’re rude!”

by November 21, 2023

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Müjde

Good news

I have müjde for you.

by November 21, 2021

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Maywell

Anyone named Maywell probably has the fattest cock alive. Would tear you apart, 10/10

Person 1: 'Hey, you talk to Maywell recently?'
Person 2: Yeah. He fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: Lucky bitch

by July 31, 2022

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Jeremiah

Has a massive dick and is really smart he's only 5'2 but that doesn't stop him he'll keep pumping no matter what he also is crazily romantic for any of his partners he's super athletic and buff he has brown hair and looks like Johnny Depp except no one's shat in his bed yet and some say if you talk to Jeremiah he'll pull up on you and curb stomp your ass

"hey I just roasted Jeremiah I think I'm fucked"
"Oh hell yeah there he is bro I can't help you think time I'll get your coffin ready"

*Gets the shit beat out of
"Don't fuck with me again you fatass nigga"
Don't mess with Jeremiah

by November 21, 2023

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