jump the couch

A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
by Melissa and Rebecca July 08, 2005
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ipod spamming

The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to.

This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.
"Wow how did Gidaro get so many songs on his ipod"

"Well I suggested a good song to him and he went and downloaded every song that band has ever made"
by Borange July 05, 2005
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ihaircut

A small change in one's online identity. Comparable to getting a haircut, shaving, or some other real life change in appearance.
FushDabi got an ihaircut when he changed the font he sent messages in.
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haterade

a figurative drink representing a modality of thought. those who consume it are themselves consumed by the negativity which with they speak.
damn bro, quit doming yourself on haterade. (see to the dome)
by Lu Xiangshang July 25, 2003
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ride on

In in vernacular of mountain biking: right on, continue on, you are doing well, cool, etc.
Snowflake: Dude, I just cleaned that technical section.

Mike: Ride on!
by mikwat May 21, 2004
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Googlesearch Fan

A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.
"I was talking to Jimmy online last night about Pink Floyd. But i'm sure he doesn't actually like them, he's just a googlesearch fan"
by NowImLost July 05, 2005
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Let me get you a straw

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
by Lady Chevalier July 04, 2005
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