club pump

the act of, or result of lifting weights or exercising (pushups, pull ups, etc.) right before going out to a bar or club with the desire to engorge your muscles with blood, or produce a pump, in order to temporarily make them larger in order to impress the opposite sex.
I got my club pump on before I went out.
by J1HittaQuitta April 19, 2004
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yupster

A hipster with a professional job who seeks to climb the corporate ladder but remains true to indie musical tastes, lives in a hipster neighborhood, and likely has a hipster hairstyle.
Financial analyst Chad, a known yupster, couldn't wait to wear his new Brooks Brothers sportcoat with his vintage "Jake the Snake" t-shirt to the Unicorns show at the Empty Bottle on Friday.
by Nathan Stange March 15, 2004
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voicejail

The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.
I tried changing my phone greeting and I got stuck in voicejail.
by thaley May 15, 2006
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double exposure

An Internet dating term. When a person you are meeting for the first time is wearing the same outfit pictured in their Internet dating profile.
On the date Mike realized a double exposure had occurred when Jennifer wore the same blue sweater pictured in her Match.com profile page.
by MarkSol May 14, 2006
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ego search

To perform a search for one's own name, or especially their online nickname, using any search engine on the World Wide Web. -also called ego surfing. See also "googling"
She was mackin on me until I got up and went to my computer and googled our names together and then she told me, "I don't like boys who hafta ego search; that's tired."
by ginger petunia October 24, 2003
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badinkadink

since badunkadunk is a big booty, badinkadink is a small booty.
Damn, that girl's badinkadink ain't no comparison to my girl's badunkadunk!
by babygurl69 May 04, 2004
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Take him to the stacks

A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.
by Urban Dictionary May 11, 2006
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