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Fed Ex

Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.
by Adrian November 11, 2006
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Ringtone DJ

A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they don't stop.
Jordan: Hey, Ringtone DJ, I don't wanna hear your tones. Stop showing off, jackass.

Ringtone DJ: Hey, do you like this one? It's "I Wanna 1-2-1 With You"
by Margaret Sevenjhazi July 7, 2004
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table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.
My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!
by Anne Buster November 10, 2008
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food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.
Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."
by Anne Buster November 9, 2006
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barage

A residential garage that has been converted to look like a public bar.
G-Man spent some in a barage on Veterans Day twisting off.
by sssscot November 11, 2008
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nosh

to snack on
I've been noshing all day.
Stop your noshin', you won't want to eat dinner.
by Nosher May 24, 2003
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Fence

A buyer or seller of stolen merchandise.
"I got this sweet iPod from my fence on the south side."

"Hey Sarge, I hear one of your contacts fingered a fence last night."
by Donald Beckwith August 28, 2006
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