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conswervative

A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record.
Larry Craig is a conswervative, as is Ted Haggard.
by Q47 January 2, 2009
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smell check

Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.
Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.
by Adam L. Bennett December 15, 2008
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stripper wallet

When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.
Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.
by Sven Pisker September 11, 2007
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Brodeo

A get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly male.
So many dudes got wasted at Lou's brodeo out in Idaho.
by Max Montez June 23, 2006
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milkshake

1. A whipped iced dairy drink, usually chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry.

2. A girl's body and the way she carries it.
1. Wow, that milkshake from McDonald's was bangin.

2. Kelis' song 'Milkshake':

My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.
by Rockelle May 13, 2005
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alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.
Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*
by Sid Barrett September 4, 2007
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fauxbia

Mal: "My dad has a phobia of morris dancing and irish jigs"
Me: "There's no such thing, you douche. That's a fauxbia"
by Philistine August 31, 2007
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