break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
by Irish Dave April 15, 2007
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globfrag

Coined word from globalization and fragmentation; as the world becomes more globalized with increasing technology and knowledge, more fragmentation occurs among individuals and societies.
You only need to look into a person's bedroom to realize the seriousness of globfrag. He is stuck on his computer 24/7 with instant knowledge from all over the globe at his fingertips, yet does not know what his family is up to.
by Izabel May 26, 2005
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girlfriend voice

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.
"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"
by GFVFTL February 08, 2006
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wake and bake

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?
by Anonymous July 02, 2003
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escape goat

Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.
Jennifer was John's escape goat when he couldn't bring himself to leave Caroline.
by Esther Schillinger April 12, 2007
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y/n

Saying y/n parodies the old DOS programs people used back in the day. It means yes/no, and some geeks still use it when they ask questions.
For example:
"you want me send you that file y/n?"
"you wanna come out y/n?"
"y halo thar buttsecks y/n?"
by Dux00rs February 04, 2006
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disco nap

sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.
"i was about to go to the club, but i needed a disco nap to feel refreshed."
by Boomer March 29, 2002
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