text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.
by shann81 April 30, 2007
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roll thick

To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a large entourage.
Don't mess with Tyrone. He rolls thick.
by TheEgg February 24, 2004
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pushing prize

A gift for a new mother, typically an expensive piece of jewellery. "Pushing" refers to labour of childbirth.
So what did she get as a pushing prize?

She got a diamond ring, it's gorgeous!
by 887898 December 03, 2006
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penis sympathy

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.
Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.
by Moggraider August 12, 2005
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Phone Grope

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
by RogueSun June 01, 2006
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fire hazard

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.
by Arman Java May 09, 2006
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bluewalls

Andre gave Christina bluewalls...and then he drove to Taco Bell to eat a grande meal.
by Buzz A. March 31, 2006
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