the iraq

The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.
Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.
by gunstarzero September 07, 2007
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deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.
Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.
by The Grammar Nazi February 05, 2004
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clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
by gabe tolliver November 23, 2003
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bunched

To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.
Sally's bunched because she doesn't have a date to the dance.

Tim's all bunched up because he didn't prepare for the board meeting.
by JerseyLinds August 22, 2006
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fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
by dmcormond July 11, 2007
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brain grenade

a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.
the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.

Heineken or Guinness?
by McInnes July 16, 2008
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text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.
by shann81 April 30, 2007
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