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Textpectation

The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
by Harvey W July 21, 2006
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mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
by el January 7, 2005
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flirtationship

When you regularly flirt with an acquaintance or friend but do no more.
1. Rick and Julie flirt whenever they are together, but they've never gone out. They aren't in any sort of relationship, merely a flirtationship.

2. Bob has only one girlfriend, but starts a flirtationship with almost every girl he meets.
by Bloo February 12, 2005
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cheese and rice

This is a less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ"

It originated with the movie 'The Faculty'. In the real version, one of the characters exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" but in the edited TV version, they had it changed to "Cheese and rice!"
Guy #1: Aliens landed on Earth!
Guy #2: Cheese and rice!
by crowdish November 15, 2003
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Empty a Leg

v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.
"Dave - hold on a second. If I don't Empty a Leg right now I'm gonna piss myself!".
"No worries, mate."
by Satandog March 30, 2006
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That's how I roll

What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.
Yo man so did you already hit it or what?

Yeah, you know that's how I roll.
by Jessicka. September 4, 2008
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date shield

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie date shielded me.
by yoohoo May 7, 2003
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