celebutard

A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.

by Surge2010 May 19, 2006

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National Hangover Day

I woke up next to five bottles of Jägermeister and a pile of confetti on National Hangover Day.

by Limbo December 27, 2005

Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.

Dude, their playing Auld Lang Syne for the New Years special on t.v.

by OnceLer January 1, 2006

A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
Me: care police?

by #care-police August 15, 2004

A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

"She met this guy online last summer, but he lives in Austin and doesn't want to move, so they've struck up this very intense vacationship."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.

Nottingham Forest are in talks with Southampton over their wantaway defender.

by Amos Jegg December 4, 2006

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003