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shuffle shame

"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.
I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.
by Laurent Haug November 6, 2008
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Traffic Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).
Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
by JJE March 6, 2008
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Wiper

In the sport of paintball, someone who "wipes" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.
Man, I know i hit that dude like 3 times!

Yea, hes a cheatin' wiper!
by Spyder November 29, 2004
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leanover

A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame.
I didn't really drink that much last night, but I think I've got a leanover. Wtf!
by Jordan VB September 17, 2007
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SFA

Wow what a waste, i did SFA this weekend.
by Dan July 24, 2004
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i'm just sayin'

A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.
Ryan: That chick has nice tits!
Rob: Damn, that's my sister!
Ryan: I'm just sayin'
Rob: Oh, okay, it's cool.
by Ryan OVB August 14, 2005
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brush the horse

When you are walking past someone in close proximity and your body parts touch theirs. Thus, making you feel uncomfortable.
1) Dude, that guy so just brushed the horse up on me.

2) Did that guy just brush the horse? I swear I felt his fupa on my back when he passed by me.
by Trixie Sadler July 28, 2006
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