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cuddle call

a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.
"Hey Baby. What's going on?"
"Hi. Cuddle Call?"
"See you in ten minutes"
by pixelfairy August 21, 2008
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The Spousal We

The opposite of the royal we, meaning "you". Used by your significant other to get you to do something.
The Spousal We: "We should clean the bathroon today", or "we should get Johnny to practice his viola more".
by CarlInLB October 15, 2008
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Joe the Plumber

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.
1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.
by Americant October 15, 2008
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Party for profit

When a person goes out to an event or club to pursue wealthy people, and/or get free drinks and food.
Tonight I am going to party for profit, my rent is due!
by KweenKarima October 9, 2008
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requestion

requesting something indirectly by way of a question
note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious
"are those peanut m&m's?" (requestion)
"yes, would you like some?"
"yeah"
by B. Sonderman July 16, 2008
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imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.
a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
by wheaty October 12, 2008
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Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.
"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"
by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008
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