Urban Dictionary
by pow3rzz January 26, 2007
Get the bats in the cavemug. Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the piss in the windmug. In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train.
Me and my girlfriend thought we would join the ranks of the prestigious mile high club, but had to take the train home instead. We went for the meter high club instead, but forgot that they can throw you off a train a lot easier than a plane.
by do.g October 16, 2007
Get the meter high clubmug. A cellcert is a concert transmitted via cell phone. A cellcert happens when a person dials a friend and hold up his or her cell so said friend can enjoy the show.
Since I wasn't at the concert in NYC, my friends let me share in the moment by giving me a cellcert.
by krenee May 10, 2005
Get the cellcertmug. Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".
by jamison313 July 20, 2008
Get the ask me out bootsmug. adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
by ElinorG September 29, 2006
Get the critical assmug. by Harvey W July 21, 2006
Get the Textpectationmug.