Urban Dictionary

Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.

Acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt." Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.

When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."

Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn't proved his worth or doesn't know how to operate properly due to lack of experiance.

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing. See label whore.

Urinate (chiefly British)