girlfriend button

The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.

A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.

Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.