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VOCD

"Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"
Function: Noun

A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).
Joe has VOCD; he must adjust the volume on any television in which it is not set to a perfect number.
by LoneWolf275 January 30, 2009
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fornicating fido

What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
by victor musial December 13, 2008
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bedgasm

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz December 9, 2008
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American Idling

What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol
"I recorded that first album, and it did pretty good. But sales are dropping, I can't get any press, and I guess I feel like I'm American Idling"
by Kanary K December 17, 2005
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BlackBerry Prayer

The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.
The MUNI is filled with people doing their morning Blackberry Prayer rituals.
by Loony2nz July 2, 2008
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Land it in the Hudson

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."
The company is on the brink of failure, so let's Land it in the Hudson.
by NicoleN January 22, 2009
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default potential

A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc.
This picture is so good, TOTAL default potential!
by eebnupasplee August 23, 2007
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