One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.

A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

The fear that your brother will be or is gay.

when eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.