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canniversary

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.
"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"
by seoladair February 5, 2009
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coin wanking

the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues
to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket
by buzzub January 30, 2009
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prostiboots

Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.
She best take off those prostiboots before someone asks her what she charges!
by Munky April 16, 2003
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Drafternoon

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones
My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.
by sheepyone December 31, 2008
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DLS

Dirty Little Secret
-a secret you and someone else share that you don't want anyone else to know for it may be too much for any other person's ears
Girl 1: "You got breast implants?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but don't tell anyone. It's our DLS."
by truasblu123 December 22, 2008
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Bale Out

When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.
Pam was trying to study for her midterms in the library but the kid across the table kept tapping his pencil to his ipod making her Bale out and get suspended from the library for a week.
by BlagoGal February 3, 2009
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sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".
"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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