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When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009
Get the Joke Insurance mug.The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.
Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
by Bitterend October 18, 2008
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by kris takahashi August 26, 2009
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by Caroline February 13, 2005
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Get the cookie duster mug.afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.
normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping"
Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"
*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*
Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"
Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"
*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*
Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"
Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
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Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
by Jasrags August 20, 2009
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