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Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009
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Burning Envy

The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.
Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
by Bitterend October 18, 2008
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immaturation

by revisiting old posts we were able to witness the immaturation of the internet from a place of cordial dissent to whiny bickering.
by kris takahashi August 26, 2009
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mascary

when a person wears a scary amount of mascara
Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs
by Caroline February 13, 2005
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cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
by Dave July 17, 2005
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afterclap

afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.

normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping"

Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"

*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*

Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"

Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
by The Rope April 29, 2009
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Food Douche

A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.
Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
by Jasrags August 20, 2009
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