--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
by shinney October 8, 2009
When a girl on her 21st birthday gets so drunk and stumbles into a cactus on her way home from the bar.
by Twosheds89 September 10, 2011
That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.
Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.
by imdunkirk October 23, 2017