Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.
Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!
Eddie - Poor bastard.
Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!
Eddie - Poor bastard.
by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009
A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.
Me: Did you get approval from corporate to purchase that $350 digital storage device?
Tim: Yes, with the proviso "If you think we really need it."
Tim: Yes, with the proviso "If you think we really need it."
by sutch May 09, 2009
Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"
Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
by Jace555 May 08, 2009
Expendable characters. Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner.
Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.
Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.
by Heywood June 16, 2003
What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.
Person 1: OK, were stuck in an underground cavern on a distant planet with no access to the surface.
Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?
Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?
by jerseytom August 04, 2008
The show that you watch while your main show is at a commercial. It is usually not as good as your main show.
Dude I was watching Family Guy last night and there was a 12 minute commercial. Good thing I had Spongebob as my Fall Back Program
by The Tree7635 May 05, 2009
The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare.
Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.
Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.
by matadorcab May 01, 2009