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email courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.
Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.
by Jock Tam July 28, 2009
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Beer summit

The meeting of President Obama and any parties for which an injustice has occurred. This meeting must take place in the White House and be broadcast throughout the media.
Professor Gates and James Crowley invited to the White House for a beer summit to make amends for the misunderstanding.
by ka59 July 27, 2009
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Birther

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.
"Did you know that Barack Obama's parents concealed the location of his birth because they knew he would grow up to be President? What? Of course it makes sense, I'm a birther!"
by Brent Elliott December 17, 2008
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weenis

Its actually the skin on your elbow.
Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
by Ric October 10, 2003
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Cankles

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.
by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003
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business shower

An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.
"Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"
by LEVIATHAN1000 July 23, 2009
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lbd

LBD: Little Black Dress. A knee-length or shorter black dress, suitable for cocktail parties, etc.
The hunt for the perfect LBD has ended--I've got it!
by paginapagina June 10, 2006
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