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pisshap

A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor.

Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss.
Man, Mark was so wasted at his birthday party last weekend that he woke up in the middle of the night and peed all over his computer. It was quite the pisshap.
by bandit bob August 10, 2009
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sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.
The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009
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Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.
Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.
by eflatus August 8, 2009
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go primitive

Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.
Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at 8.
by steel girl August 2, 2009
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aggressive passive

A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.
That man spent the entire meal complaining to me about my service, and then he left me a $5 tip. He's totally aggressive passive.
by m99lc August 8, 2009
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Find Cuisine

To create a fine meal using random items around the kitchen . This includes never before used spices and the culmination of three different pasta noodles and a can of diced tomates thus creating the pasta stew mess.
Stephanie: "What you cooking there?"
Nadine: "Some randomness with pasta. Kind of like a pasta stew. But messier."

Stephanie: "I love your find cuisine, Nadine."

find cuisine cuisine food random pasta meals dinner fine cuisine ingredients
by CrimsonInk August 8, 2009
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making clay

Taking a shit. To make clay, To have taken a huge dump.
"I am making clay", "I just made clay" ,"I just made a clay sculpture".
by danwade July 29, 2009
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