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working hard or hardly working

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.
Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!
by dunderscott January 4, 2010
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abc sex

Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas
They've been married so long they only have abc sex
by sandraooh May 13, 2006
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FMTPO

Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.
"Yeah, Kirk. That was great acting, Kirk, really great acting...FMTPO!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to William Shatner on the occasion of his visit to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show, regarding Shatner's acting in the original television series "Star Trek."
by Thoros of Myr March 16, 2006
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Good lenses, bad frames

Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.
Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.
by Carollafan2 April 10, 2009
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mid-day crisis

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."
by belikecat January 9, 2010
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Nutflix

A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels
squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!
by orijimi June 12, 2006
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Clock Out With My Cock Out

To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009
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