Urban Dictionary
Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.
by HB Brother From Another Mother September 29, 2009
Get the Restless Lip Syndromemug. The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
by 0xxMillyxx0 September 20, 2009
Get the The book offmug. Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.
John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009
Get the Tattoo Remorsemug. "Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"
"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"
"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."
by mmia2 September 25, 2009
Get the microvisitmug. by Annie TB March 29, 2008
Get the anuscriptmug. A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.
Guy: "This random guy started talking shit to me at the bar then shoved me!"
Friend: "Sounds like you were a victim of a high crime."
Homeowner: "I went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!"
Officer: "I've seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. Nothing I can do."
Friend: "Sounds like you were a victim of a high crime."
Homeowner: "I went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!"
Officer: "I've seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. Nothing I can do."
by BuBrave2009 September 16, 2009
Get the High Crimemug. Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.
"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.
by Youknowyadayada September 23, 2009
Get the Upper Case voicemug.