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call the roll

When it feels like everyone you know is at a bar, club, or pub, so you could do a roll call like back at school.

People may optionally call out to all their mates, lads, hoods, bros, crew, etc one by one like at school roll call.

Similar concept occurs when teachers go out at night and see all of their current or former students out at the same venue.
"Wow, everyone's here, we could call the roll."

"I went to the local bar last night but had to leave because half of my students were drinking there. I nearly had to call the roll."
by chalkie22 October 4, 2009
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bedding the rules

When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.
Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.

Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.
by Sgt. Salt October 4, 2009
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objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.
Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009
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courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
by RFenyman May 1, 2006
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maybe later

a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."
"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

"Maybe later."

"You fuckin' dick."
by ACNY January 22, 2008
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hinky

Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.
There's something hinky about the deal.
by tradesman April 4, 2003
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Restless Lip Syndrome

When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.
Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.
by HB Brother From Another Mother September 29, 2009
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