Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.
by Anusman2009 September 06, 2013
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It's a Trap

A phrase mentioned by Admiral Ackbar in "Return of the Jedi", in which states the obvious: The Rebel fleet fell under a trap set up by the Imperial Navy. Now used in several message boards as a multi-purpose phrase
Admiral Ackbar: "Take evasive action. Green Group, stay close to holding sector MD-7."
Crewman: "Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!"
Ackbar: "It's a trap!"
by the somewhereman January 11, 2006
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No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.
Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.
by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010
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F9

To go through relationships rapidly, to be promiscuous.

Derives from Chatroulette, where the F9 key brings another chat-partner up.
Dude 1: "I was thinking of trying to start a long-term devoted relationship with Maria."

Dude 1: "Not gonna happen. She straight F9s dudes."
by PostHaste February 23, 2010
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dead cat bounce

Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."
I tried to buy GX on the dead cat bounce but got burned.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Best-Behavior Friend

Also known as 'BBF'; a friend whom you have very little in common with and you act on your best-behavior when you're with.

A best-behavior friend does not typically know the extent of your true character or transgressions because you misrepresent the truth to make yourself look good or innocent. A person with a best-behavior friendship may see the friendship as important or long-standing and so lying about situations or leaving out key facts becomes common.
After a night of dancing, Meg found herself secretly having drunk sex with her best friend's ex-boyfriend. Meg went for lunch the next day with her best-behavior friend Rachel and when Meg recounted her night to Rachel, the sexual elements were removed.
by johnne-boy February 21, 2010
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The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.
We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.
by Big South February 22, 2010
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