Urban Dictionary

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

Besides the obvious "give me a beer," it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea.

Used by character Andy in "Product Recall" ep. of "The Office" ("the joke only gets a laugh 25% of the time").

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.

To use knowledge gained from an urban legends website or other research to administer a firm rebuke to people who chronically forward junk to your inbox. This action may involve hitting the reply-all button (public snoping).

The expectation that a fellow driver will offer a wave after allowing them to cut into traffic.

1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals.
2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store.