condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
by heymon October 25, 2009
mugGet the condomplatemug.

wtaf

wtaf is he going on about??
by Bob Jones the Third December 21, 2006
mugGet the wtafmug.

get an inbox

Derived from the expression "get a room." When couples constantly leave romantic, mushy or suggestive messages on each other's Facebook wall for everyone else to see, someone else may tell them to "get an inbox already" and carry on in private.
Sadie: I love you SO FUCKING MUCH ahhhhhhh Im gonna die from how much I love you <3 <3 <3

Ian: me too bby

Sabrina: holy shit guys, get an inbox
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
mugGet the get an inboxmug.

Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.
It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.
by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011
mugGet the Status Reunionmug.

submarine duty

Being forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable.
I had to work in the San Francisco office last week and it was, like, submarine duty.
by mojocracker August 19, 2011
mugGet the submarine dutymug.

Free Balding

The act of going out in public with a bald head that is normally covered by some sort of cap, hat or other head covering.
"Hey Trev, what happened to that greasy old cap you were wearing?"

"I decided to wash that fukkin thing so now I have to go FREE BALDING all weekend".
by Hardcock2011 August 18, 2011
mugGet the Free Baldingmug.

bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."
by zachfree August 14, 2011
mugGet the bathroom stalkingmug.